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Haha yeah, I have actually! I was in a threesome with my friend and his girlfriend. I know you’re gay because you’ve got a soft spot for me, but have you ever had sex with a ‘real’ woman? It ended up looking like mullet with long fake side burns, and then a blonde strip dyed down the middle.Īt the moment I have a sort of fake rat-tail thing going on, I had to shave part of the back of my head for my new neck tattoo. basically I shaved two stripes down the top of my head, much like if you were going to start a mohawk and then decided to just leave all the hair on either side. The hair he helped me with was for BMEfest this year, it’s very hard to describe and was mildly ridiculous. They were a far cry from how I look - I’m pretty pale but they were all very tanned with black hair and dark eyes. I’m really not sure how far back it was because most of my family older than my grandparents passed away a long while ago, so I didn’t have the chance to meet them or ask any questions. Of the family I know personally none of them have any Maori tattoos at all. That’s one thing about you I didn’t know! Is your family tattooed? I’m descended from Maori ancestry though my skin colour doesn’t show it at all. I drew it when I was fifteen and just sat on them. They’re actualy a mixture of Maori design and North American tribe designs. At BMEfest this year Philip Barbosa noticed that it resembled the word BME, and once he pointed that out I could see what he meant, sort of. Well, it wasn’t meant to say 'BME' - at least I didn’t do it consciously. Tell me more about your chin tattoo’s, rumour has it they’re BME related? and besides, she’s old! I am trying to stay a kid for as long as possible and I don’t want her aging disease to rub off on me. Haha! I don’t imagine so, although I will be in London in December so who knows? I don’t much fancy ladies and boobs just don’t register with me at all - it’s like I have anti-boob vision or something. It’s unlikely I’ll be seeing you skipping hand in hand down the street with her in the near future then? You’ve told me about your wang on many occasions - eight or nine inches long by six and a quarter inches in girth if I remember correctly. I’ve been a little out of shape recently sadly. I really need to get back in line with that though. I rode my bike for eight hours a day and did so many sit-ups and push-ups that sometimes I could barely move the next morning. Just being vegan doesn’t make you automatically healthy, you can still be vegan and eat like shit! It was more of a lifestyle change that helped me shed the extra tonnes.īasically I started eating food with really low fat content - fresh fruits, veggies and so on - and exercised like a demon. Well I was already vegan when I lost the weight.

My hair is brownish, my eyes are greenish and I’m about six feet tall and weigh roughly 140 pounds.ĭid becoming a vegan play any part in that? I’m twenty-one and was born July the 18th, 1985, and for the most part I was raised in Indianapolis, Indiana, but I’ve lived all over the place. Well my name is Pauly Unstoppable - that’s what I go by on a daily basis so the name I was given at birth isn’t really important. Hi Pauly, to kick things off tell me a few things about yourself you consider boring. He’s got arguably the biggest stretched nostrils in the West, to say nothing of his many other heavy body modifications, is descended from the Maori, he’s been shot at, stabbed, run over by cars, fallen out of high buildings, been set on fire, overdosed by accident (and on purpose), been flatlined by a drunk driver, comatose, beaten, maced, tasered, shot at with rubber bullets and was once pronounced legally dead for eight minutes! Next in the firing line is Pauly ( IAM: Pauly Unstoppable).

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